Too many cooks, Peter Cook, Thomas Cook, Captain Cook (sorry that's Hook) and the Cook.
If I had a hammer, I could build something.
How many times can you jump off a building? Try it. It's the only true way to find out. AAAHHHHHH! SPLAT!
Don't lay in the Sun, that was Samantha Fox's mistake.
Don't leave things 'till the last minute, especialy if they take more than a minute.
Life is like what a dog does in the street, it is ...... Wait I can't say that on a public page.
If you send me lots of money I'll E-mail you. Although, if you ain't got lots of money an E-mail will do.
Don't repeat yourself. Oh, and of course you must NEVER repeat what you just said.
Don't be over adventurous (Who cares about spelling? Not me.) on your WWW pages. Just try my CD Link pages and you'll see I don't listen to me.
Don't bother to read my home page every week from now until September, because I doubt I'll update it that often.
Go to the best page on the Web, S*d that, return to MY page.