Yoda
Yoda has a very distict way of saying things. Here is how he would have sounded if he appeared in other films or TV programs.
Film quotes
Punk, Lucky do you feel, hmm?
Back, I will be, hmm.
Jack, Flying I am, hmm.
The money, Show me, the money, show me, hmm.
Rat, Dirty you, hmm.
Surface wound, but it is, hmm.
Box Of Chocolates, Like life is, hmm.
Romeo, Thou where for are, hmm?
Watson, My dear elementry it is, hmm.
All, One for and one all for, hmm.
Boy, Real I am, hmm.
Light, Was then there, hmm.
Hope, My only you are.
My dear, frankly, A dam I don't give, hmm.
Sam, Again play it, hmm.
Discontent, The winter this is of, hmm.
Alas poor Yorrick, well I knew him.
Moonlight, Pale have you ever dance with the devil in, hmm?
A Problem, we have Houston, hmm.
Home, Like there is no place like, hmm.
Song Quotes
Street, In the middle of our house is, hmm.
Bad Name, Love you give, hmm.
Rock you, We will, we will, hmm.
Made me feel. you did, shiny and new, hmm.
First time, touched like a virgin, hmm.
My lover, Wannabe if you, My friends, with you gotta get, hmm.
TV Programs
Red Dwarf
Flared Jeans, Deader than we are, hmm.
Toast, Anyone would like, hmm?
Game shows
In a bed, Two nothing in this game for, hmm.
Right, The price down come on, hmm.
Others
Scottie, Up beam me, hmm.
Shorts, Mine eat, hmm.
Chat Up Lines
Say, if I did a cute body you have, hold it against me would you, hmm?
Your coat you must get, Pulled you have, hmm.
Situations
In the bath : The soap, Damn I've lost, hmmm!
In a Ferrari : Vroom!
On a desert planet : (Oh that was Star Wars!)
Misc
Shafted you have been, lose money you will, hmm?
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