From 100104.2312@CompuServe.COM Sat Jan 25 17:06:42 1997
Okay I've just found this piece of fanfic lurking on my
hard drive from ages ago and although it is REALLY weird
I thought I'd post it anyway.
To be safe I'd rate this as being NC-17. Its a
Mulder\Scully\Skinner kinda story however there is
nothing graphic.
I'm not sure what to class it as (apart from down right
strange!).
Please send any comments/criticisms (or just tell me if
you liked it because I'm an absolute sucker for e-mail!)
to 100104.2312@compuserve.com
No flames please!! If I get any they will be ignored so
what's the point in sending any???
Disclaimer: The X-Files characters do not belong to me
but to Fox network, 1013 productions and Chris Carter. I
am borrowing them without permission but no infringement
is intended.
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Read on at your own peril . . . .
Off In Dreamland With You
By Jane Molyneaux 100104.2312
"Mulder!" Shouted Scully.
"Yes?" He replied.
"Turn the radio down, I'm getting a headache." Said
Scully angrily.
"But I like this song." Whined Mulder putting on his best
puppy dog look.
"I don't care, I think its crap and its too loud!" She
shouted in reply.
"That's your problem then, because if you don't like it
you can just go away, its not like I'm keeping you here."
"Yeah right Mulder, how do I get out of these handcuffs ?"
"Well that was part of the bet. If you can't get out like
you claimed then you can pay up and admit defeat."
"Never Mulder, I'd rather screw you than admit defeat."
Said Scully angrily.
"Oh, okay, that's fine with me." He said grinning.
"Mulder will you just give me the damn key!" She
screamed.
"Why?"
"Because if you don't I'll jump on you and use my teeth to
find the key and I'll warn you now that I won't be very
gentle!"
"Ooo, is that a threat Agent Scully?"
"Mulder don't play around with me, I going to be very
angry when I get out of these handcuffs!"
"Yeah I know." Said Mulder smugly.
"MULDER! You are really starting to piss me off and that
isn't a good idea for your own sake!"
"Wow you really do look sexy when your angry!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh . . . . !" Screamed Scully as the room
shifted and she found herself lying naked in her bed
with each hand secured to the bed posts with pink fur
lined handcuffs. She looked round startled to find
Mulder and Skinner dressed only in leather dog collars
and thongs on either side of her kissing and caressing
her bare skin.
She turned towards the door as it opened revealing two
red aliens who walked over to the end of the bed. They
watched her for a few minutes then started to whisper
between themselves. All of a sudden they stopped and
turned back to where Scully was lying. They eyed her
for a few seconds and then turned round, pulled down
their Bermuda shorts and wiggled their backsides in the
air.
Scully stared at the sight and after her initial shock
she looked closer and found that on the backside of the
alien on the left 'Trust' had been written in black
letters. She looked over to the alien on the right to
find that on its backside 'No 1' was written.
Scully closed her eyes tightly and then opened them
again to find herself lying on Mulder's couch, or to be
more precise on Mulder on Mulder's couch.
"Scully, I have something to tell you." He said.
"What?" She said eyeing his bottom lip lustfully. "I
think I . . . " He hesitated.
"You think what?" She prodded.
"I think I . . . I think I'm gay." He said finally.
"Ahhhhhhhh.......please God noooo . . . !!!" Scully
screamed in frustration as she woke up to find herself
on Mulder's couch with Mulder hunched over her shaking
her shoulder gently.
"Hey Scully come on, wake up, its all right, its only a
dream."
Scully sat up groggily.
"I must have dozed off, sorry." She said blushing
slightly as she remembered her dream.
"No problem, but you really should come back to bed,
Walt and I are starting to miss you." He said grinning
as he heading back into his bedroom.
Scully stared after him in shock.
Walt?
Walter Skinner?
Oh my God she thought to herself as she looked down at
herself realising she was wearing a body hugging red PVC
cat suit and holding what looked like a whip in her
hand.
She grinned as suddenly the memory of the previous night
came flooding back, her grin widened as she remembered
the antics of the three of them. She grabbed the two
pairs of handcuffs she had come to retrieve before
quickly going back to rejoin the party in Mulder's
bedroom. She realised it would be quite a while before
she got anymore sleep that day.
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