A MATTER OF
MORAL OUTRAGE:

What negative messages
do our children receive
from TV commercials?



It all seems perfectly innocent:

Sugar Bear breaks into Granny's house and steals her "Golden Crisp" cereal. Sugar Bear does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Sugar Bear is presented as a super-cool dude who is greatly admired for his successful life of crime.

Barney Rubble steals Fred Flintstone's "Fruity Pebbles" cereal. Barney does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Nobody ever thinks of putting Barney in jail - after all, he's such a lovable little guy...

Various people steal other people's "Eggo" waffles. The thieves do not get caught or prosecuted for this. We even cheer for them when they get away with it.

IS THIS THE MESSAGE WE WANT TO SEND OUR CHILDREN?
THAT THEFT AND TRICKERY ARE "COOL" AND "CUTE" AND "ADMIRABLE"?
IS THIS WHAT THE BLEEDING-HEART LIBERALS WANT?

At least, when the "Silly Rabbit" hatches some nefarious plot to steal some "Trix" cereal, he is always caught and stopped. The "Cookie Crisp Bandit" is always apprehended. These are RESPONSIBLE, POSITIVE resolutions of conflict.

If you agree that this must stop:



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