Sorry 'bout that big delay, folks. Here I present unto you, the results for the last two months. This is gonna take me awhile . . .

People that filled out March's survey: Jedi Guinevere, Ava, Jeri Skywalker, Christine, Lisa Skywalker, Mara Skywalker (twice), Ashley Skywalker, Christina Skywalker, Red Four, and Comet.
I think I lost a couple on this survey. No really, I'm not just saying that, I know for a fact my BFF Jamie G filled this out but I can't find it. Sorry Jamie!!! Email me, kay?

People that filled out May/June's survey: Christina Skywalker, Red Four, Kativic, Mara Skywalker, Yori Skywalker, Callista Skywalker, Jennifer (Patti) Skywalker, Mara Skywalker, Alleia, Jessica, Jamie G., Nadja Lee, ChristinaSkywalker, Ashley Skywalker, Jeannie, Jeri Skywalker, and Mara Skywalker (yup, three times, pretty good!)

Thanks guys! Oh yeah, and everyone, try not to hate Jamie THAT much. She's of the other species . . . the Harrison Ford-loving species.

MARCH

Suggestions to Improve


People commented that I should make more questions on my quiz . . . oh well, I just got a new quiz. Good enough fer me.

How Should Mark's Hair Be Changed?


The results were as follows:

THINK of changing Mark's wonderful hair?!?! Kristen, how COULD you??? (2 votes)

Do it like it was in ANH! (6 votes)

Grow it out! Come on, come on! (2 votes)

Do the traditional 70's thing. (1 vote)

Dye it green in a mohawk. (no votes, hmmm, wonder why..)

Seems to me that the ANH thing was perfect. What happened?!? (I'm kidding.)

If Mark were to guest star in a TV show, which show would it be?


The votes were as follows:

Dawson's Creek-1 vote

Ally McBeal-1 vote

Friends-2 votes

Party of Five-1 vote

Jerry Springer (and see 'im punch someone)-3 votes

other-3 votes

Whoa. Jerry Springer (and other) won.

If Mark Weren't Already Hooked Up, Who Would Be His Best Actress Match?


There were varied answers.Some of 'em were:

"No one!!! Because he needs to be single for me!!! Heheheheheheheh!" -Jedi Guinevere

"Regardless of age?! I'm gonna go out there and become an actress!!! *he he he* Well, real saying, Kate Mulgrew!!! Hey, she fits this Mara Jade discription with looks and styles." -Lisa Skywalker

"Okay, this question: Penny Marshall- I think they would look good together. If you don't know who she is, she was on the Laverne and Shirley show. She was Laverne." -Jeri(Pen)

"I would say that he would look good with Carrie.Imean it would be so cool if the two got together! It would be because they worked on the same movie together and pluse I just think they would!" -Mara Skywalker

"Carrie Fisher! Hey! THey looked so cute together in star wars!!!! Be cause they have the innocence in their big eyes." -Ashley Skywalker

"Annie Potts,if she's not married." -ChristinaSkywalker

Caption and Explaination of the Forbidden Bra


Here are my favorites:

"'Can Hottie Skywalker Save the Galaxy?', dude, its a wife-beater! You know, one of those tacky white tanktops that guys getting arrested on COPS for beating their wives wear." -Ava

"Don't ever stand in two different areas of lighting. Just look what it does to your hair. (There's at least 3 colors there, including brown and blonde!), They sag unless they have a bit of support. Sorry, this was funny. You do know that's actually his undershirt, right?" -Jeri Skywalker

"Luke looking cute as a bunny (with teeth to match)., Maybe he actually has a sense of modesty and didn't want to show his bare chest to the world! Or is that not allowed in Hollywood?" -Red Four

"Luke: I'm just so cute!! I'm probably making millions of girls fall in love with me right now. Hey, I can't help it!
Girls: ::sighs:: Oh, we love you, Luke!,
Well I can answer this one! They think that without the "thing" (I won't say bra! ) underneath his shirt, girls will see more of his chest causing them to faint in the movie theater of pure pleasure. They'd land on other people watching the movie, the people would complain, the whole movie theater will be closed, and then no more Star Wars!! (Ahhhhh!!) Worse yet...no more Luke! (Until the video release, of course.)" -Comet



MAY/JUNE


Mark's Next Movie Will Be . . .


The results weren't surprising. Pretty mixed, actually.

Romance - 5

Comedy - 3

Drama - 3

Action - 1

anything Sci-Fi - 3

stick with the comics, Mark - 1

a porno (uh . . . no.) - 1

Figures, romance won. I'd probably pick a comedy actually . . . maybe in an action his shirt would fly off. Hmmm.

EVERYONE, JAMIE GREENBERG WANTS TO SEE MARK HAMILL IN A PORNO!! We all know she wants to see his purple poka-dotted underwear . . . sorry, inside joke . . .

Analogy: Luke is to Leo DiCaprio as . . .

Some of the responses include:

"Passport (a weird alternative store with awesome hippie clothes) is to the Gap." -Red Four

As sweets are to salt." -Mara Skywalker

"A perfect rose is to an slimy eel." -Callista Skywalker

"Major cuteness is to Jabba and the Emperor in a group shot" -Yori Skywalker

"The Jersey Shore is to Tampa, Florida. Tampa, everyone knows. The Jersey shore has Atlantic City (looks) and the Boardwalk (um...fill in the blank)" -Jennifer (Patti) Skywalker

"Godzilla is to Skeet Ulrich." -Jamie (yeah, you shudup, Jamie!)

"Lightsaber is to bye-bye Leonard." -Ashley Skywalker

Uh, whoa, I didn't know everyone hated Leo that much . . . oh, Mara? He's not gay . . . he's bi.

Which Planet Would You Want Luke's and Your Honeymoon At?

These following ones I agree with:

"Endor or Cloud City. Both seem kinda romantic . . ." -Yori Skywalker

"Endor. Green and relatively quiet. But who said I was having Luke on my honeymoon?? I meant, if I were in love with him, of course." -Alleia

"Tatooine because he could show me around, watch that gorgeous sunset together, have skyhopper races, and watch the banthas go by from one of the high peaks. ::sighs::" -Jessica

"It would be in the far off part of the planet Yavin 4." -Mara Skywalker

"I'd would like to go to Endor,because it's where the Rebels were on it when they celebrated their victory over the Empire,and it's pretty up there." -Christina Skywalker

"Endor. I LOVE forests! And it's not polluted or anything. Also, there's not too much going on that would distract Luke and me from... each other." -Red Four

What Sign Would Best Fit Luke?

Heh, everyone but three people chose their own sign. These three either chose his true sign, the libra, or they had no idea. Actually, I have no idea what I was high on when I wrote this, what was I thinking?!?!

What Would Make a Good Caption . . .

heh, most people were like, "Take the picture already!" I love that stuff! Here are a few . . .

"The Battle of Yavin-Nifty flight suits. (Look especially good on a farm boy)" -Jennifer (Patti) Skywalker

"Look, I'm gay!" -Jamie (You'll wake up dead tomorrow, Jamie . . . grrrr . . .)

"I should've worn my boxers today instead of the thong,because it's giving me a wedgie.Do I have time to make a quick change?" -Christina Skywalker

"Mark: "Hello. My name is Mark, and I had to wear orange for this movie I did. I hated it. I felt like a dork. But they wouldn't change the color. I begged them to! But no!*hangs head and starts crying*
Other guy: "Mark, it happened to us too. We're here for you. We know how you feel"
Mark: "Really?" *looks up with hope* Everyone in the room nods. Mark" "Okay, then. I'm starting to feel better. Thanks guys."
General no problems, yeahs, etc." -Jeri Skywalker

Mark's Breaking Up With Her. What's Goin' On?

Here are my favorites:

"Mark: Ms. Piggy, it was a great affair while it lasted, but, you're a pig. It's not going to work out! Now get over me!!!!!!!! Besides, you wear too much make-up. You look like Jeri's former principle!(Now I just hope to God that Mrs. Surface never sees this!!)
Miss Piggy: YOu Jerk!!!! *punches Mark in face, leaving one huge bruise on the left side of his face, a bloody nose, and a split lip*" -Jeri Skywalker

"Um, I think the species barrier is a little tough to cross... besides, those buns really don't flatter your nose." -Red Four

"You remind me too much of my sister. I don't really want to go out with someone related to me. . .No, actually, you look more like a pig. I'd rather go out with my sis . . ." -Yori Skywalker

"Luke: Oh, Piggy, you'll always be my number 1 pig! There can be no other for me! ... And disguising yourself as Leia to make me fall in love with you doesn't help much.
Piggy: I AM Leia! Hiiiiyaaa!! ::hits Luke with her stuffed hand::" -Jessica

"Sorry, Miss. Piggy, but I have to dump your pink fat ass for Kristen." -Jamie (thanks!)

Thanks for filling in my survey (both), those of you who did, and thanks for reading this anyways, if ya didn't. Be sure to fill out my new survey! Yeah, it's shorter than last time . . .

Survey of the Month

return to the regreturn to lite