LUKE'S TOP 10 PICKUP LINES
from the Star Wars Humor Page

10. Are you sure you're not my sister?

9. Wanna see all the neat tricks I can do with my mind?

8. So, wanna ignite my lightsaber?

7. Once you've gone Jedi, you'll never go back!

6. My bionic hand comes with special accessories...

5. Look! I've got this really cool scar from when I was attacked by this wampa...

4. Have you seen my new action figures? I've even got a 12-incher!

3. I've got this nice, quiet place on Tatooine...don't mind the skeletons in the front yard.

2. Yeah, I know Han Solo...

1. I blew up the first Death Star. The other one? Uhh...yeah, I blew that one up too!

LUKE'S TOP 10 COOLEST LINES

10. "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo."

9. "Leia, d'you remember you mother?

8. "I care!"

7. "I don't think so!"

6. "No...no...that's not true....that's impossible!"

5. "Will you shut up and listen to me?

4. "But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power convertors!"

3. "Whatta piece'a junk!"

2. "I have a very bad feeling about this."

1. "Carrie!" or "Hey!"

TOP 10 REASONS WHY STAR WARS KICKS

10. the Millenium Falcon

9. Droids, excluding all Threepio's wussy remarks

8. Yoda

7. The Force and all of its neat tricks

6. the famous father/son scene: "Luke, I am your father!"

5. The varied bad feelings throughout the movies

4. Han and Leia's retorts to eachother in their arguments

3. Luke's cool lines

2. Luke's eyes

1. LUKE!!!

TOP TEN FUN THINGS TO DO ON A DATE WITH LUKE
from Penny's Luke/Mark Page

10. Go to a drive in movie and get the absolute worst possible viewing spot(of course, it's perfect for doing the #1 thing!)

9. Go dancing and practically break each other's feet (Luke: "Geez that was fun." Girl: "Yeah, so is being in traction and walking on crutches. You better hope your name really has the right meaning!")

8. Get confused and call him "Mark" throughout the entire date.

7. run from stormtroopers

6. Blow up a Death Star

5. Disco dancing!!

4. Slay rancors

3. go out to dinner (and end up getting poisoned food)

2. go shoot womprats

1. Make out with him!!!!!!!

written by Penny Skywalker (#1,2,3,6,7,8,9,10), Ashley (#1,10), Saphian, Kristen Skywalker (#2,4), and Penny's mom (#5).