Dead Man's Party

Buffy: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Cordelia: I'm thinking more sporty. Like Hilfiger maybe. Buffy: What about home schooling? You know it's not just for scary religious people any more. Pat: Well between your situation and reading Deep End of the Ocean she was just a wreck. Buffy: Mom I'm a slayer. It's not like I need to ride a little bus to school. Xander: So, Buffy, did you meet any nice pimps on your travels? Party Goer: You got the wrong casa Mr. Belvedere. Giles: Like riding a bloody bicycle. Xander: Man, this sucker wobbles but he won't fall down. Oz: I think the dead man's party moved upstairs.
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