Vachement!

Here lately, I've been getting several emails from people wanting to know the "real Willard". I've received questions like, "What's the story behind the world's #1 professor?", "What's your favorite color?", "Do you have a soul mate?", "How many pet mice do you have?". So, for all of you "Willard-fanatics", I've created this page. Hopefully, all of your super fun questions will be answered....

Name: Jerm the worm!
Email: ponyboy13@hotmail.com
AOL/AIM Name: ProfWilard
Age: Eight.
Birthday: One, it happened about 15 years ago.
Best Friend: MrTodders!
Height: It varies from day to day. I don't like to talk about it.I am FAT!
Weight: Heavier than a light thing, while lighter than something really light.
Eyes: Two.
Ears: See above.
Fav. TMNT: Michaelangelo! He's Cute!!
Fav. Pizza Toppings: Ham and salmon.
Fav. Color: Green, but not normal green. More like a dark, gay kind of green. The color of my carpet.
Fav. Food: Nothing can beat a good dougnut smothered in ketchup.
Fav. Drink: V8. None of that Pepsi crap.
Fav. Restaurant: Olive Garden.
Fav. Song: Titanic Theme.
Fav. TV Show: Forgive or Forget
Fav. Daytime TV Show: Regis and Kathie Lee
Fav. Late Night Talk Show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Fav. Cartoon: Digimon
Fav. Super-hero: Batman. He's SSSoooo HOT!
Fav. Video Game: Banjo-Kazooie and Superman64.
Fav. Video Game Producer: THQ! (Donkey Kong Country, Banjo-Kazooie, Diddy Kong Racing, etc.)
Fav. Video Game System: Whoever has THQ, which is currently Nintendo.
Pets: My pet human died!!!! (About 3 1/2 years ago.)
Hobbies: Eating, breding, the usual stuff.
Personal Quote: I have coco balls in my underpants!


This pic is actually about 20 years old. I'm working on getting something more up to date, but I look really gay now.
Favorite Links:
  • Altered Earth Arts
  • Banjo-Kazooie
  • Batman
  • Batman: The Animated Series
  • Batman Beyond
  • Discover
  • Garfield
  • Keebler
  • LucasArts
  • Nintendo
  • RareWare
  • Saturday Night Live
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • The World of Reese
  • Win Ben Stein's Cyber-Money
  • If you can read this, you're bored.