Adam's Gift
Seems God was just about done creating the universe,
had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of
creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in
the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very
handy thing," God told the couple who he found
hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering
if either one of you wanted that ability."
Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh,
give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems
the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh
please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so
great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the
animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please!"
God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand
and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an
excited little boy (who had to pee).
Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She
told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it
sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make
him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the
one given the ability to stand up and pee.
And so it was. And it was...well, good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over
gifts.
"Let's see what's left ?"
"Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
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