Ode to Yoda
To those who appreciate the Villiage People and Star Wars... You're
going to love this... be sure to sing out loud as you go...
Y.O.D.A. (To the Village People's Y.M.C.A.)
(As sung by Master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker)
YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship comin' down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why you are here? How you
GROWIN', from the food on this plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE *GREAT*
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!
YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', Master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
Come and sample my homemade crud!
OLD BEN, are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, if you start will you end, or be
GOIN' off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*
You gotta to stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so you'll lose your hand!
You gotta to stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repeat and fade...)
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