Dumb and Dumber




 Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an  
 airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit)  
 $16 bills.  
 
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 Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years  
 on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the  
 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to  
 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the  
 copier with the shredder.  
 
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 A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old  
 friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two  
 practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.  
 
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 A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety  
 record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the  
 use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial  
 Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial  
 accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered  
 minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room.  
 Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches 
 after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the  
 film.  
 
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 The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear  
 weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within  
 city limits.  
 
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 A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis,  
 but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen  
 pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of  
 whiplash injuries and back pain.  
 
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 A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few  
 days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for  
 robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to  
 see him, and thus had him paged.  Police officers recognized  
 his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse  
 in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.  
 
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 Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by  
 placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with  
 wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was  
 placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button  
 each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.  
 Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect  
 confessed.  
 
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 When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan,  
 refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the  
 man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so  
 the robber called the police and was arrested.  
 
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 A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking,"  
 stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an  
 officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.  
 
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