10 Things you will never hear a woman say:

1. I'll swallow it all...I love the taste of come.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the pub with your mates?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
7. You're so sexy with a hangover.
8. I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
9. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
10. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?