Complex Empathy
Unibomer doesn't get
it. Not at all man!
Psych Professor's Haiku
Complex Empathy
damn kids won't understand it
I'll just call it "stuff"
Fire bell is ringing
Lights have a mind of their own
Is Satan in charge?
Church lady would not like
our classroom at all because
Satan is in charge.
Infants amaze me-
empathy at ten months!
But still... babies suck.
Violent deaths
Action movies really suck
Disconnected deaths!
Ode to Mark S.
I hate my ex-wife
But did I kill her, you ask?
Not me, your Honor.
Where did the joke go?
Oh, here we go with the joke!
They were not our jokes!
Gunfire is heard!
I am so frightened darling!
Take me now baby!
Body's alarm bells
ringing through my aroused soul.
Two factors of love!
Grizzly bear ahead!
Run, dear, run for the trees and...
Boy, you look hot, babe!
Forcing a sad frown
or a happy, goofy grin
changes emotion
Facial expression.
Awareness of expression.
Self expression rocks!
Weird Zajonc, ooo!
She blinded me with Zajonc!
Watch out for Zajonc!
I am Jewel
Neurochemical changes
Tearing me apart!
Young, white Het'ro male
Seeking woman for new life.
Please, don't be ugly.
Ah, personal ads
"An adventurous couple..."
Boy, need we say more?
I want a lover
I have some mild herpes
Classifieds for me!
I have Supertraits!
Heat Vision! Flying Power!
Up, up and away!
Walking out of Psych
good bye, professor good bye!
five minutes? too long!
Door opens, door shuts!
Evil forces! But no one cares.
Satan is depressed.
Satan goes to Freud-
"I crave lots of attention!"
Freud says back: "Sush, you!"
It's the same genes!
Makes you more like your brother...
That's what studies say
Supertraits! Yahoo!
Excitement! Fists of power...
No Sir, no question.
Our genes mean nothing!
It is a large fallacy!
Argh! God damn you all!
Fromme chopping like mad!
Skinner laughing his head off!
Pointless anecdote!
I am the rebel!
I got the best marks in school!
Oh, it means nothing.
Birth order matters!
First is smart, second rebels.
Survey proves it's crap.
Our Prof. is witty.
He lives in brother's shadow
Brother ain't cool Prof.!
Freud was sexist
Penis envy? What a crock!
UTERUS ENVY!
Uterus envy?
Prob'ly not. But, however,
Estrogen envy!
Uterus envy!
Men are jealous of women.
You can't give birth pal!
Talk is all you do
You make me angry
Get outta my class!
I want food now
I just had lunch recently...
oral fixation!
Let's pep up this class
with some good, wholesome group fun.
Hooray! It's fruit day!
Let's cut that apple.
Lets remove the yucky skin.
Fruit day has challenge!
shlick schlick schlick schlick schlick
10 minutes to cut apple
2 seconds to eat
Consistency rocks
If someting's not consistent
We will kick its ass!
We'll need some strong tools
to make stuff more consistent.
Go-go Supertraits!
Unbalanced Problem
We have a nasty threesome-
"It's me or yogurt!"
Please love my yogurt!
Dear, it's tearing us apart.
I am obsessive!
Read the nasty words!
Sex! Masturbate! Orgasm!
mmm - Scientific