Flying through the night
But Duck and Dirk and Weetzie
Left out Witch Baby!
Going Swing dancing...
Secret Agent Lover man,
are you the teacher?
The cough syrup goes down
sharply numbing the taste buds
refreshing my throat
spring is sprung today
birds and bees, flowers and trees
everything wants sex!
Where is Melissa?
My Swing darling is missing!
Poor poor broken girl!
I hate you Oscar!
A.M.P.A.S. Sucks rocks!
Bad nominations!
Norman the Psycho.
Will get'cha in the shower.
Ree ree ree! Stab!
running to meet Fate
uh-oh, sidewalk's in the dark...
limping to meet fate...
Shot, like a dart
Zooming through the cool, crisp, air
Crash by space and time
Oh Lindy teacher
I cannot come dance with you
I am hurt... but single
I hear my own voice.
I sound so god damn sexy
I'm my own lover...
Say, how am I to
Consolidate this hatred
For my hero's widow?
Hail the Minotaur!
Vancouver Library is
a scary labyrinth!
fighting a demon!
I battle black devil...
Crappy computer!
Computer flies, quick!
Disk drive spits out green vomit!
Possessed by Satan!
Weetzie Bat, Dirk, Duck
Secret Agent Lover Man,
Witchbaby, all rock!
"Dirk, I love you, but
I just can't deal with it."
And so ends Pup's worth.
You foolish poet!
"Deal" is not two syllables
Dictionary time!
Deal is a diphthong
Two vowels make one sound, man
Thank you, Spanish Class!
This is deal: "dee-el"
you nit picky little old
Spanish student you!
That was rude of me
To shoot down your haiku. Twice.
No dancing: mean girl.