Quotes from A Damsel in Distress
Musical starring Fred Astaire

The Act That Made Burns and Allen a Team

Gracie Gets a Letter From Her Sister

Gracie Gets George's Handwriting Analyzed

"THE SALESGIRL"
an original script from a Burns and Allen short (1930s)

GEORGE BURNS ON...
a look at some one-liners of the great...old...comedian

GRACIE'S CHRISTMAS CAROL
taken from a holiday TV episode.

Gracie Explains the News

The List
Gracie makes her own additions to a list of the most influential men in history

The act from their first appearance at the Palace

The Allen Family Circus
Gracie relates a story about her ordinary childhood...how her family used to put on a circus...

London Closing

George Burns and Carol Channing

George's Personality
George Burns and Carol Channing again!

"You want us for a movie?"
What George and Gracie did for their film debut.

Quotes: A Table of Contents

[On the set of the TV show with the mayor of LA]

George and Gracie with then mayor of LA

George Burns and Gracie Allen:
The World's Greatest Comedy Team