All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from

• Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

• Anger, fear, and agresssion lead to the dark side.

• In seeking your destiny, patience is your ally.

• Flying right through a star,
  or bouncing too close to a supernova
  will end your trip real quick.

• Always let the Wookiee win.

• When judging others, size matters not.

• The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant
  next to the power of the Force.

• Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
  Stretch out with your feelings.

• Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, kid.

• If once you start down the dark path,
  forever will it dominate your destiny.

• Good against remotes is one thing.
  Good against the living is another.*

• Knowing 6 million forms of communication is good.
  Knowing when to shut up is better.*

• Responsibility is the price you pay for being successful.

• Be a scoundrel. Most women don't have enough
  scoundrels in their lives.

• There is no such thing as luck.

• DON'T underestimate the power of the Force.

• You must follow your own path; no one can choose it for you.

• Never be too proud to evacuate. Even in your moment of triumph.

• Keep your promises, even if they take you far, far away.

• If money is all that you love,
  then THAT is what you'll receive.

• Pass on what you've learned.

• Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders
  need love, too.

• If it smells bad on the outside, it's worse on the inside.

• When someone immensely more powerful than you
  alters the deal, pray that they do not
  alter it any further...

• The probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand, seven-hundred twenty to one.

• Wars do not make one great.

• He who is as clumsy as he is stupid
  is foremostly a liability to himself.
  Others do follow, though...

• Faith in your friends is a strength, not a weakness.

• Long-distance apologies DO have their moments.
  (Just ask Captain Needa).

• In your pursuit of peace and justice, remember,
  the Force will be with you...
  always.