Reviews of "8 Crazy Nights" by The Four Bastards

Let your cock and balls feel the nice, warm water

Hot Chick: 
It's a damn cartoon, you freaks!
Hot Chick Factor: 10!

Synopsis -- Sandler, playing an animated, Jewish, vandalous Grinch/Scrooge characiture, turns a new leaf on life when he is sentenced to referee a kids basketball league, with the help of an equally animated old fucker.

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"Holy crap, Sandler lost weight!"

"You buttonhooked me, I didn't know you were going to buttonhook me."

"Ooh, the grass is soft!"

"A regular Staubach over there!"

"You've got a big day of drinking and beating the fuck out of me tomorrow, so you get your rest."

whoops... sorry

Jason's review:

In the long line of movies that began as songs this one ranks right below "The Gambler" and right above...well..."The Gambler Part II."  I'm not real sure what that says about how good the movie is, so let me elaborate.  It's alright.  I laughed; I mean it is Adam Sandler, but then again he did make "Little Nicky."  So anyway it's pretty funny.  I don't know if it will become a staple for for the holidays but I don't mind if it does.
 

Rating: 2.5 out of 5 crazy nights

 

Nate's review:

Nate has yet to review this film.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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