Reviews of "8 Mile" by The Four Bastards

Brittany Murphy -- I'd do her, but not as fast as Tara Reid


Hot Chick: Brittany Murphy (but don't forget about Kim Basinger)

Hot Chick Factor: 8.5!

Synopsis -- Eminem gets pissed off and raps to get respect in Detroit.


Ryan's review:

Have you ever hooked up with a girl that looks like you?  Oh well, no difference.  This movie was good, but not as edgy and 'real' as I was thinking it would be.  It is actually a pretty fun film with an appropriate number of fights and sex scenes.  The tale of triumph over adversity is capped in great fashion at a "rap battle."  What is great here is the fact that it does not take itself to seriously.  8Mile even offers a few laughs during a violent fight, almost like Em's music.  The big question has been his acting, and it is definitely up to par. 
By the way, Jason and I have spent a little time discussing Brittany Murphy.  I still stand firm in my position that she has a badonkadonka body.  However, her dance moves in this are absolutely goofy.  She looks like Elaine dancing while having epileptic seizures.

Rating: 7 out of 10 times I don't need to walk in on people I hate banging my mom and/or girl.

Jason's review:

Let me start off by saying that Eminem is dope and Mobb Deep are some mark ass bitches. Anyway, in the long line of movies starring rappers I must say this is one of the best.  That isn't really a compliment but I mean for it to be.  "Cool As Ice" you ask?  Yes, this is better than that.  I agree with Ryan that there really isn't a whole lot to this movie, but is still dope.  "8 Mile" is kind of based on Eminem's life, but not really as much as you think.  We all know that Eminem is one of the best lyricists and we also know that he can freestyle and make fun of people with the best of them.  During the movie his freestyles aren't really that good, even though all the brothers are like "Ahhhhhh" when he says them.  But at the end Eminem comes sick with some crazy rhymes.  The whole crowd in the theatre was into it and yelling.  Some people are so emotional.  Go see it, out.

 

4.5 out of 5 times I thought to myself "Brittany Murphy is such white trash."

 

Nate's review:

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Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!


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