Reviews of
"8 Mile" by The Four Bastards
Brittany Murphy -- I'd do her, but not as fast as Tara Reid
Hot Chick: Brittany Murphy (but don't forget about Kim Basinger)
Hot Chick Factor: 8.5!
Synopsis -- Eminem gets pissed off and raps to get respect in Detroit.
Ryan's review:
Have you ever hooked up with a girl that looks like you? Oh well, no
difference. This movie was good, but not as edgy and 'real' as I was
thinking it would be. It is actually a pretty fun film with an appropriate
number of fights and sex scenes. The tale of triumph over adversity is
capped in great fashion at a "rap battle." What is great here is
the fact that it does not take itself to seriously. 8Mile even offers a
few laughs during a violent fight, almost like Em's music. The big
question has been his acting, and it is definitely up to par.
By the way, Jason and I have spent a little time discussing Brittany Murphy.
I still stand firm in my position that she has a badonkadonka body.
However, her dance moves in this are absolutely goofy. She looks like
Elaine dancing while having epileptic seizures.
Rating: 7 out of 10 times I don't need to walk in on people I hate banging my
mom and/or girl.
Jason's review:
Nate's review:
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Tim's review:
Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!