Reviews of "" by The Four Bastards

Synopsis -- A judge decrees that Sandler be in intensive Anger Management therapy administered by Jack as he sees fit. Hilarity ensues.

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"Anger Management made me poop my pants with laughter! Wait, that's food poisoning."

OK, so what am I supposed to think when I hear that Jack and Sandler are making a movie? At first I think awesome, but then I think, "You've got to be kidding me." Now I think it's cool. Sandler is great and I love his movies except for Little Nicky, and Mr. Deeds was OK. Jack completely outshines Sandler in this movie, and I'm not sure why I am surprised. Adam's great, but he plays the same character that he plays in all of his movies, sweet and quiet but will attack people every now and again while yelling and making faces. Great cameos in this movie, too. Bob Knight is a bitch, but he was kind of funny. But my favorite is Rudy Gulianni yelling "You can do it!" Classic.

Rating: 4 out of 5 times the Sooners kicked Bobby Knight's ass this year. (Actually, Texas Tech didn't beat OU at all but I can't give 5 out of 5 because the movie wasn't quite that good.) Boomer Sooner.

Wow, Sandler is a fucking dork in this movie! It's been "a minute" since I've seen this, but I remember being struck by how much of an asshole he is. And who can't commit to Marisa fucking Tomei? Oh crap I forgot; it's only a movie. Okay. Jack was good in this, as was Sandler. It's a cute movie, worthy of a DVD collection if it has enough special features. I have been getting drunk a lot this summer. It's been pretty cool... Whoops, sorry....