Hot Chick: Claire Forlani (AKA Brandi Svenning from "Mallrats!")

Hot Chick Factor: 8

Synopsis -- A biopic centering around the life of Bobby Jones' short but crazy awesome golfing career.

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"How long until they make the porn version of this movie? Not long with a title like that!"

Jason's review:

I don't like golf. I don't care about golf. This movie so cheeseball it wore me out. Of course Bobby Jones is a good golfer, he is played by Jesus Christ. I kept waiting for this to be over and it kept going, and it really isn't very long. I did learn a few things, though. Don't worry about what those were. If you like golf you will probably like this, and if you're gay.
Rating: 1 of 5 times the girl sitting next to me sounded like she was snoring, even though she was wide awake!

Nate's review:

Nate has yet to review this film.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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