Reviews of
"Bowling for Columbine" by The Four Bastards
Roger Smith is still an asshole
Hot Chick: I don't think there are any!
Synopsis -- a documentary by famed lovable, portly rapscallion Michael Moore
about something having to do with guns and Columbine
Jason's review:
Well the electricity was off in my apartment for 9 hours so I had nothing else
to do but be a big dork and go see a movie by myself. At least I went to
a documentary so I wasn't the only dork by myself. This movie is
excellent. I want to make sure that people know that this is not
anti-gun; it is just a study on why America has an obsession with guns.
If this was antigun then mine and Nate's dads would shoot me and put me up on
Harold's wall with all the other dead animals. It has some humor and
some really terrifying moments, most notably the actual footage from
Columbine. Ultimately the question is never answered, but it is great
while asking the question. You should absolutely see this, without
question.
Rating: 5 out of 5 Sooners hats that Michael Moore wears in the movie
P.S. I still had time to kill before the electricity came on so I walked
into the last 30 minutes of
"Abandon"....
Nate's review:
Nate has yet to review this film.
Ryan's review:
Ryan has yet to review this film.
Tim's review:
Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!
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