Reviews of "Catch Me If You Can" by The Four Bastards

Tom Hanks needs no more money

Hot Chick: Jennifer Garner of "Alias" makes a cameo, and also Amy Adams

Hot Chick Factor: 8.5!

Synopsis --

a 17-year-old, torn from being forced to choose "betwixt" his
parents in a nasty divorce, runs away and uses his charm and check-forging
abilities to survive and hopefully bring the family back together again.
Tom Hanks chases him around.

Jason's review:

I have been waiting for this movie for awhile.  Ryan and I heard quite alot about it around LA, and who can deny Spielberg, Hanks, and I guess Leo.  I was a little disappointed in it though.  I don't know, maybe I expected too much.  The way he foiled everyone was clever, but I just felt like it took too long to get from one clever scene to the next.  Hanks is fine, but he didn't do anything very spectacular.  I think anyone could have played the part and it wouldn't have made a difference.  I guess that is the yin and yang to being a superstar.
 

Rating: 2 out of 5 broads Leo bangs at a time

Nate's review:

This was an excellent movie. I thought from the trailers that this would simply be your average fun caper-type movie. But oh my friend, it is so much more! First of all, any film with that much Christopher Walken in it is bound to kick ass. End of story. Second of all, the kids's motivations for all his scamming were really touching. It really helped to make this movie more than your average film. We were really able to get into the characters on screen, and the similarities between Hanks' and DiCaprio's characters provided a good basis for comparison and contrast. Here, do me a favor and read this line out loud as you read this review: " (semi-rapidly) Two mice (pause) fell into a bucket of cream one mouse (pause) gave up (softer voice) and drowned. (Pause) The second mouse (pause, softer voice) kicked and kicked (louder voice) until he turned that cream into butter. (Pause, soft voice). I am (pause) that second mouse."

Rating: 9.5 out of 10 French whores

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

 

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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