Reviews of "" by The Four Bastards

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"'Chicago' makes we wanna go out and dance dance dance like a crazy man doing a Richard Gere impersonation... without all the Tibet stuff!"

OK, once again I saw this movie with my girlfriend for bargaining power to go see something later on, like porn. Anyway, I wasn't disappointed. I mean, this really is a pretty good movie with a good cast. Richard Gere dances around like he had a gerbil stuck up his ass... or maybe he did! Seriously, he is the best part in the movie and his tap dancing is pretty cool. If you don't have an appreciation for musicals you probably won't really like this, but if you do and you have a date you could do a lot worse.