Reviews of "" by The Four Bastards

Hot Chick: Jennifer Garner (lookin' better every day!)

Hot Chick Factor: 9.5 (10 if she kicks my ass)!
Editor's Note: Ellen Pompeo is also in this, but she's been listed as the hot chick twice before...

Synopsis -- Once again, radioactivity plays a part in making someone a complete badass and giving them an innate sense of responsibility for their fellow man. Too bad it kills people in real life. This particular radiation makes Affleck want to be an acrobat karate guy.

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OK, does this movie look good according to the previews? Well, you'll have to ask Tim. Is this movie good after seeing the entire movie? No. This movie is horribly cheesy. I know I know, comic books are cheesy and they are just basing the dialogue on comics blah blah blah... this movie sucks. Affleck is horrible. I mean horrible. It did have its moments. The movie does pick up, ironically enough, when Jennifer Garner's character is introduced. Colin Farrell is great as Bullseye, but that is about it. There are all kinds of inconsistencies and continuity problems that aren't even worth bringing up. I am assuming that they are trying to capitalize on the comic book movie craze that is happening right now, but they have failed miserably.