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Preview Review: The Day After Tomorrow
Well, just when you think times couldn't get any worse, you were wrong..bitch! What a SHITASS movie this is going to be. First of all, shoot me - secondly, fuck my dead body so I will have a smile on my face if any events like this ever occur. Let's start with L.A. - no earthquakes...but instead, twisters - yeah, twisters, since there are so many fucking tornados in L.A. - dumbfucks Then New York gets hit by a tidal wave flood thing - hmmmmmmmm - the only thing I know that can produce a flood is a girl I hooked up with in college who we called puddles - I thought she came a lot, for all I know she might have pissed herself, regardless, it was good times - Ryan like to look at her mess - anyway, let us travel to Tokyo...as many of you know my favorite place....right... This could be the hightlight of the film, to watch the Chinamen and other assorted Funboys get pummelled by hail - ha ha ha ha ha - maybe some would lodge in their eye sockets and they would be "Frozeneyes!" I want to plug my thumb in a lady Tokyoian's ass and look at her hail damaged face and laugh while I fuck her - then again, maybe not - Fat girls have hail damage on their legs.
Rating: 3 out of 10 stupid fucking disasters that will never happen - asshole!