Reviews of "Die Another Day" by The Four Bastards

diamonds can still be burned in a housefire

Hot Chick: Halle Berry... but don't forget about Rosamund Pike as Miranda Frost!  Yowza...

Hot Chick Factor: 10!

Synopsis -- Bond tries to foil a diamond-forging operation and kick the asses of Koreans

Nate's review:

Well Pierce Brosnan continues to fail to disappoint.  Let's face it, the Bastard really is a good Bond!  Probably a strong number 2 when you think about it (second only to Peter Sellers).  Anyhow, this is a different twist on the Bond movie template.  He actually gets captured at first!  It makes you feel sort of weird and uncomfortable, like having people watch you take a lukewarm bath.  But then he gets out and begins kicking ass all over the place.  Very nice.  He also drinks mojitos.  Mojitos are highly recommended by both Bond and myself.  Seriously, they rock.  I don't really understand why Halle Berry's character is so great and unlike other Bond girls.  I even hear she's going to have her own movie based on the character.  I didn't really feel that so much.  Still, I would recommend this movie, it's worth the 8 bucks or whatever you have to pay in your respective city.   See it in the theater and eat a bucket of popcorn!  Then go throw up.

Rating: 19,000 out of 21,000 diamonds flyin' around this way and that

Jason's review:

I was dissappointed in this one.  Nate's right, at the beginning they change it up on you.  But I didn't really like that.  I kind of like the formula.  And what so great about Jinx?  She is getting her own movie.  Why?  At no point did I think, "Bond's in trouble.  Oh good, Jinx is there, he'll be fine."  She doesn't do anything special except not wear much.  Hmmmm, I changed my mind.  Bring on the spin-off!
 

3.5 out of 5 articles of clothing Jinx needs to take off.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

 

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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