Hot Chick: Anne Hathaway

Hot Chick Factor: 8 (Don't get freaked out, I know she always plays 16, but she's really 22).

Synopsis -- Blessed/cursed with a unwavering need to follow any order that anybody gives her (get your minds out of the gutter, fellas), Ella finds herself the object of the hunky prince's affections! Alas, her evil stepsisters will have none of that...

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"Take your kids to see this bullshit!"

Nate's review:

Okay fucksticks, you know I won another damn radio contest and that's why I went to see this movie. It was almost an accident; I woke up one Saturday morning and a little voice told me to call the radio station. Now, I am not one to piss off my little voice, so I dutifully called and won tickets to this kid's movie. It was almost silly, I wasn't even listening, yet I still won! I have the gift, fuckers. Now, on to the movie. This is a good movie for parents to take their kids to because there is enough humor and interesting touches for the adults to stay occupied while all the crazy kiddie stuff is going on. The bits of modernity incorporated into the story make it, for lack of a better word, somewhat charming. As far as a kid's movie goes, you could do worse. Okay, I have to go now to see if I can win more tickets. Wish me luck! Oh hell, don't wish me luck, I don't need it. I'm the man.
Rating: 72 out of 100 evil godmothers

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