Reviews of "jackass" by The Four Bastards

Too much sack

Hot Chick: There are absolutely none.  This "film" (definitely a stretch use of the term) is filled with disgusting images and people.

Synopsis: The story of a young man's journey into adulthood as he braves
harsh conditions and the endless mire of rival cadets and a pompous captain
during his first voyage on the high seas.

Nate's review:

This movie was pretty motherfuckin' funny. It has no plot, no story, no emotional twist. It is essentially a 90-minute version of the TV show except this one has the added benefit of a much larger budget so they can do some crazy shit overseas, and also the cursing. Let me tell you, this large budget really shows through in the quality of the film-- no it doesn't. But it looks like they drank lots of beer during filming.  What the hell else is a big budget for, anyway?  Mat Hoffman is also in the film, along with Tony Hawk.  The Condor is all over the big screen these days!  Favorite bits include the car in the rectum and the end sequence. Be sure to stay after the credits, it's the best part! However, there was way too much sack visible in the film. This I did not enjoy.  Bottom line -- it's worth seeing in the theater (with the student discount).

Rating: 7 out of 10 crazy, lunatic pandas

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

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Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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