Reviews of "Maid in Manhattan" by The Four Bastards

It's pronounced "Rafe," you provincial putz

Hot Chick: I guess it would have to be Jennifer Lopez

Hot Chick Factor: 8.5!

Synopsis -- You saw the preview, right?

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"'Maid in Manhattan' makes me want to go out and date a Hispanic chambermaid!"

Jason's review:

First off I had no desire to see this movie, but sometimes when the little woman agrees to see LOTR for the 2nd time you agree to see the latest J Lo movie.  So let me say this:  Walking in with zero expectations, I liked it.  I mean you know what's going to happen in a romantic comedy: they end up together.  But it's how they get there that is intriguing.  OK, that's all bullshit.  J Lo shows the badunkadunk and that made it good enough to see and better than "Enough."
 

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 times Affleck has been up in the steeze

 

Nate's review:

Nate has yet to review this film.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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