Tim's Preview Review for "The Stepford Wives"

by Tim, AKA the TFD! Recognize, bitches


The Stepford Wives: Fucking sucks

I was getting ready this morning - having a great morning mind you - and then went downstairs - my damn roomate left the T.V. on and some NBC morning show was on - 2 shits were predicting the last episode of Friends - you know what .... open those slants you call eyes and get a fucking life!!! Anyway, to the preview review - This is what makes me rant - The only lifesaving hope is that Christopher "Cowbell" Walken is in it and so is Faith Hill....but I will be damned if I don't take a bullet to the head about 2 minutes into it - 'cause of fucking Bette Midler - what a fucking stupid cunt...hey Bette - did you ever know that you are not my hero??? No, you are a fucking nuisance and wasting my oxygen bitch! Now the point - looks to me as though there are robot women who are wives................................................................................................................. ......................................do I really have to say anymore? Actually the only good thing is that their vertical smiles might clamp really tight, and we all know how Ryan smashes his penis with mechanical vaginas - he is Lebanese - he is strong in sick ways - I hate this fucking preview - thank you Bette for making my morning go to shit

Rating: 1 out of 10 clamping robot wives vaginas


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