That's right folks, this is Tim's first, as well as the world's first, audio movie preview review!! Check out Ryan on the guitar, with lyrics and vocals by Tim. The Four Bastards are kicking the hell out of some music shit!
Click here to download the best shit you've ever fucking heard!Here's the lyrics for you hearing-impaired fucks:
(sung to the tune of "Time of Your Life" by Green Day)
Tarzan is hangin out to go fuck Jane the whore. She takes it in the ass but wants so much, much more. She takes the vine and shoves it up his ass. She drops down to her knees and blows him so, so fast. She sucks on Tarzans big fat cock, just like this movie will, so save your time and get drunk if you will.
So bend Jane over and slap her ass again. Make her cry and yell and climax till no end. Just like a whore who has no fucking self-esteem, you'll make her cum and cum and fall down to her knees. This movie sucks my twelve inch cock, so fuck this bitch and run, I think that I have got to cum.
This movie sucks a big fat dick, so don't waste time on it, then go and buy some cheap fat hookers tits.
Rating: 1 out of 12 inches of Ryan's cock