Reviews of
"Two Weeks Notice" by The Four Bastards
I've always liked that Bullock
Hot Chick: Sandy B!
Hot Chick Factor: 9.5!
Synopsis -- Bullock's character takes a job as personal council to Hugh Grant (no relation to Cary, I don't think). Over time, she begins to advise him on clothing, food, dates, even where to poop and pee! She grows tired of the job and Grant's unappreciative attitude and decides to quit-- lo and behold, Grant's been falling in love with her, unbeknownst to him or her but beknownst to us because we saw the previews.
Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --
"Hugh Grant is truly the biggest asshole in the state!"
"Four stars -- Bullock's performance was magnificent, like her rack!"
Jason's review:
Rating: 3 out of 5 weeks that I avoided this movie then eventually saw it
Nate's review:
Not yet.
Ryan's review:
Ryan has yet to review this film.
Tim's review:
Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!