Synopsis -- Mel kicks some ass in war, again!

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"'We Were Soldiers' is a masterpiece of cinema in every way!"

Tim's review:

Alright - fuck me and fuck you too.  It finally happened - we have our own URL or whatever it is called where you type the address in the internet bar....what the fuck, just ask Nate, he knows more than my Arabic ass.  We were soldiers..... WHY!!!  What is Mel doing, I mean seriously?  This movie was totally not what I was expecting.  Forrest Gump was a better war movie than this... sure you saw people burn and get their skin yanked off their legs (sorry, shouldn't have pulled so hard).  One time I dry fucked so long that I thought my skin... you get the picture.  But someone needs to tell William Fucking Wallace to stop doing shitty roles.  Next thing you know he will be hiding and chasing aliens and, oh yeah.... HE ALREADY DID THAT - STOP IT!!!  A better movie would be "We Were Tampons."  Then they could stop all the bleeding my fucking eyes had to take watching this movie.  

Rating - FUCK OFF - I'm ANGST

Nate's review:

After that, I am scared to review this film.

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

Jason's review:

Jason has yet to review this film.

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