Ok, yes. This page is not meant for the younger fans or fans without a sense of humor...of course to be a fan you must already have a sense of humor or else you're in the wrong building shotgun. But anyway, if you feel at all rabid about anything we say on this page don't get too uptight. Everything will be alright...look, you made me rhyme.

I do realize that we tend to have a few anti-Davy jokes and such but don't let that bring down you die-hard Davy fans. I may be speeking for myself, Kitt will have to comment later, but I love Davy...the old Davy at least. Before he got all bitter and cancled our only chance to see a Monkees concert and made fun of overweight people at Kitt's Teen Idols concert and said some pretty evil things about Mike on the E! True Hollywood Story...the list goes on and on until I finally become bitter. But I grew up on loving Davy. He was my first cursh way back in 1st grade. So, to deal with that trauma I have seperated him into two people; the adorable 60's Davy we all came to know and love, and today's Ol'Davy Bastard.

4/16/00
For some completely anally random reason I have decided to update the disclaimer. Anyway, we still have feelings about Davy although right now Andrea can give a rat's butt what the little bitch is up to. He's like an evil clown that just won't die. But yes 60's Davy is still a fox. So anyway...I've lost my train of thought...Oh yeah. I 've decided to not apologize for our toilet humor. So "first we'll eat the pig and the we'll burrrrrrrn!!!"