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The Blair
Witch Project, 1999 Starring...
Okay, I think just about every horror fan has had time to see this one by now. It was hyped up to be the scariest movie ever to hit the screen. If you've seen it and it scared you, then please stay away from films like Alien or The Exorcist. You just might have a heart attack. Never being one to test the water before jumping in, I went out and bought the sucker, actually, I was the sucker, make that SUCKER. I love corny and campy Sci-fi and Horror movies. But this turkey is just plain dumb. I actually watched the timer on the VCR, hoping it would soon be over. Sometimes 87 minutes can take forever. So why do I say it's crap? Not because there are no visible monsters or special effects. Not because the whole movie is slow and plodding. Not because the characters are total nerds. Not because the flopping cameras can get your gut churning faster than a roller coaster. Not because the ending sucks. How about: All of the
above!
Oh, By The Way, I'm Not
Alone In My Feelings About This Stinker.
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