Fire Maidens From Outer Space 1956Director: Cy Roth Starring: A thirteenth moon is discovered orbiting Jupiter. It's very Earth-like so our heros decide to hump it up there in a rocket. When they arrive there they discover the joint's occupied by a bevy of beautiful babes. Oh yeah, there's an old coot who says he's the father of all the babes and there's also some dumb looking monster dude running around scaring the gals. It turns out that these folks are the last remaining survivors of Atlantis. They all took off in a spaceship as Atlantis was sinking. Now these babes are gettin' kinda horny checkin' out the influx of muscular red blooded boys so they decide to keep them for, well, you know what they wanna keep them for. After all, the only man they've ever seen is the old coot and he's definitely a member of the senior citizens club. I guess these guys are kinda weird or something 'cause they don't dig the situation too much and wanna get their butts outta there. So they bump off the stupid looking monster and take off promising the babes they'll send back some real men someday. A real dopey picture with absolutely nothing going on. Every now
and then the gals break into some bad modern dance routines. The
monster is about as scary as a puppy dog. I still have no idea
what the hell it's all about.
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