Frankenstein Conquers The World 1965



A top secret shipment is sent from wartime Nazi Germany to Hiroshima, Japan. When the mysterious package is opened we discover it contains the still beating heart of Frankenstein's Monster floating in a bowl of Cherry Kool-Aid. At the very same time, the Americans drop the atomic bomb and blow everything to hell.

We are now transported to the Hiroshima of 1966 where there's a creepy little street kid that looks like he's a victim of too much inbreeding. He's runnin' around eatin' dogs and cats and other domestic animals and pets. The authorities capture the kid and ship him off to a lab where he is put on a high protein diet and grows to about sixty feet tall.

Nobody is sure whether he has anything to do with the missing heart or not but, the theory being that the heart could possibly have grown itself a whole new body. Due to a severe lack of immagination, they decide to call him Frankenstein anyway. However, there is one test that can be performed to verify if the kid is the real Frankenstein, that is to cut off an arm or leg. If it grows back, then he's the real thing. If it doesn't, then what the hell, eh?

Just a damn minute you scientific morons, maybe I'm dumb or somethin' for asking this question, but like, couldn't you just sorta lop off a pinky finger or something? Like, ain't old Frankie gonna get just a little pissed off if you just march in there and saw off his leg? I mean this motherhumpper's the size of an office building. I don't think I'd wanna piss him off too much, ya know.

Anyway, Frankie busts out with not a minute to spare and heads up to the mountains. Of course he has the entire Japanese army in hot persuit. While out in the wilderness he runs into this giant lizzard-dinosaur-monster thing and decides to lay a beating on it. They have a wrestling match and Frankie pounds the monster into the ground. I don't really think it was a fair fight cause the guy in the rubber monster suit could hardly move. Anyway, Frankie then raises his arms in victory as the ground beneath gives out sending both him and the monster deep into the bowels of God's green Earth. What a bummer, I wanted to see him conquer the world.

This is one of those priceless gems that could only come from Japan. If you see it in the Vid store, leave it on the shelf.



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