Plutonium Baby 1987Danny and his grandfather live on a mountain that houses a radioactive dump that's wide open to anyone who cares to wander in. One of Danny's favorite snacks is swallowing live fish whole. The grandfather is trying to get proof that his daughter, Danny's mother, was killed 12 years ago by the people that dumped the radioactive crap. Four horny teenagers camp out on the mountain and meet Danny and grandpa. Right about this time the the bad guys decide to go up on the mountain and do away with grandpa to alleviiate their problems. They find the old geezer and blow him away. But Danny's mother, yes, Danny's dead mother who is really freaky looking and has been kept sort of alive due to the wonders of a radiation overdose, kills a couple of them and stuffs one of them into the radioactive canister that she has resided in for the past 12 years. Only two of the campers and Danny survive and go to New York City. Flashing ahead 10 years we now find Danny all growed up and living with a girlfriend. Somebody lets the bad guy out of the canister and he heads to the Big Apple to find Danny. The two come face to face and kill each other. End of story? Nope. We see Danny's girlfriend hovering over a cradle talking to what we would assume to be a normal baby. She then reaches into a goldfish bowl and feeds the baby a live fish which we hear it chomping on. Then she tells the baby that he's just like daddy. A classic it definately ain't. Just a not-too-good timewaster.
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