QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE, 1958

Zsa Zsa

A crew blasts off for an Earth orbiting space station that is having some problems... Before they arrive the station is destroyed by a beam of light which now turns on the ship... They try to outrun the beam but instead are carried off at an incredible speed until they crash land on an unknown planet... However, after a minute of inspecting the local plant life the professor dude declares that they are on Venus...

As they sleep for the night they are captured by a bevy of beautiful babes in mini dresses with ray guns... They are brought before the Queen who wears a mask and accuses them of being spies for a future invasion, but worst of all, they are accused of being men... The queen has them detained until she can decide whether or not to bump them off...

Zsa Zsa comes to their quarters and explains to them that the Queen hates all men and has executed the majority except for a few scientists that are up in a space station doing scientific stuff... She further tells them that the Queen has already set in motion a plan to destroy Earth within a few days using the same weapon that destroyed the space station...

Meanwhile the boys are falling head over heels in love with the natives and vice versa... So the boys convince the Captain to try a little lovey dovey with the Queen which sort of backfires when he gets a look at her face... He was just about to plant a big wet one on her when she takes off her mask and reveals a face that resembles chopped liver... This repulses the Captain so much that he turns away in disgust and infuriates the Queen to the extent that she sentences all the boys to death... We now find out why she hates men so much... It seems that men start wars and wars burn the faces off pretty young Queens...

Now Zsa Zsa and her underground army try to overthrow the Queen... It doesn't quite work on the first try because Zsa Zsa tries to imitate the Queen but can't get rid of her Hungarian accent... The Queen now back in full control turns on the machine to destroy Earth but it doesn't work, So she runs into the machine and kills herself...

Everybody rejoices and they all rebuild the spaceship... Just as they are ready to blast off a message comes in from Earth telling them to wait for a few months until a rescue ship can come for them... Needless to say this brings great joy to all as they pair off and live happily ever after, or for a few months anyway...