Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 1964

Director: Nicholas Webster

Starring:
John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Bill McCutcheon, Victor Stiles, Donna Conforti, Chris Month, Pia Zadora

The little brats from Mars are watching Earth's Santa Claus on television when they begin snivelling because Mars doesn't have a Santa. Their parents decide to zoom down here and put the grabs on the jolly tubby guy and keep him for their own. Being a breed of dummies they freak out when they see a Santa standing on just about every street corner. They kidnap two whiny little Earth kids who tell them that the real Santa lives at the North Pole. So off to the Pole they go where they snatch Santa and head back to Mars. We go through the usual shenanigans before old Santa gets his butt back home.

Now hear this!!! Attention Please!!! This is my selection for the absolute worst Sci-fi flick ever produced. There are none stinkier than this one. It makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Gone With The Wind. Watch it at your own risk. That said, will we watch it again around Christmas? You bet we will.