Oh boy, this is gonna be good cause they're telling us right at the start that if we croak from fright they'll pay for our funeral. Gotta be good, right? Wrong!

Eric brings his brand new wife Jenny home. She has just recently been released from the loonie bin but she's got coin, lots and lots of coin. And our buddy Eric would like to get his mitts on it.

Jenny gets to meet the nosey neighbors, Reverend Snow and his wife. There is also a groundskeeper by the name of Mickey who should be locked up in the loonie bin himself. He don't talk much but he keeps a garden like nobody's business.

Eric's first wife died under strange circumstances, like in the pond with a crushed skull. Although it doesn't look too crushed when it turns up later in the picture.

Everybody thinks the nutty gardner is trying to drive Jenny nuts by placing the skull in various places around the house. But we really know it's Eric. Eric gets his when his dead wife's skull starts wrestling with him in the pond.

Let me see, what doesn't suck in this movie? Well I'll be, I can't think of one part that doesn't stink. Let's just leave it at that.