AKA: The Folks At Red Wolf Inn

So ya like ribs, do ya? Yummy, lip smackin', finger lickin', succulent ribs. Then you've come to the right place. The Red Wolf Inn has the tastiest recipe that is humanly possible. And all expenses have been covered. It won't cost you a thing, except maybe your life.

Regina recieves a letter in the mail informing her that she has won an all expense paid weekend at The Red Wolf Inn. Upon her arrival she meets the too good to be true owners, Henry and Evelyn, along with their grown up but somewhat dopey grandson, Baby John. Having a name like Baby John should give you a clue as to where his brain is at. Also on the guest list are Edwina and Pamela.

The first night is wonderful as everyone snacks on ribs and corn on the cob. Then the wine is uncorked and everybody toasts the snotty Pamela who is to leave the next morning.

They go through the same ritual the following night, this time toasting Edwina. When Regina wakes up the next morning Edwina is gone. Regina figures something strange is going on because she and Edwina had become very close and Edwina would not have left without saying goodbye.

Regina then checks out the walk-in fridge which the little snoop had been wanting to do all along anyway. So, does she find a side of beef or pork hanging there? Nope. I think you can guess what she found in there.

Regina figures it's about time to beat it the hell outta there. She convinces Baby John, who's got the hots for her, to get her out. They try to start the car but the old man has removed a part and the thing won't start. They then take off on foot with the grandparents and dog in hot persuit. Baby John kills the dog and Henry moves in for the kill.

It's got a flippy ending that's a bit dumb but at the same time surprising. Lots of comedy relief and enough action to keep it at least interesting. It's out of print so you may not be able to find it easily. I picked up mine at a used video store.