Troll 1985A family of four moves into a small apartment house that's full of weirdos. Like tell me having Sonny Bono for a neighbor ain't weird. But the weirdest of all is the creepy little scum-sucking troll that resides in the basement. This nasty little slimeball troll kidnaps the little girl and assumes her identity, only switching back to it's gruesome self to perpetrate nasty deeds. One by one the little girl/troll infiltrates each apartment turning the occupant into what can only be described as a giant constipated turd. Out of this mess grows a garden and a bunch of baby trolls. Maybe trolls do grow in trees. The girl's brother gets friendly with the old lady upstairs who just happens to be a witch, complete with a talking mushroom plant. When he tells the witch of his sister's symptoms he is informed that she is actually a troll that's trying to take over the world but only has 72 hours to complete it's task. She also tells him that his sister is still alive and can be rescued. The old lady then states that she's here to stop the troll. She then promptly sends the kid out to do battle with an eight foot monster. Will the kid be able to stop the troll before it's too late? Will the witch's power be greater than that of the troll? Will the troll be victorious and take over the world? Is there really anybody out there who cares? Do you care? Do I care? I got sucked into thinking this was a horror movie so I checked it out. But it's really a pretty sucky little kids movie. Oh well, what the hell, at least I didn't fall asleep.
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