| Update JULY 2000!!!!!! - New prank from Blackout - 3 new pranks from Dirk FUNK - New prank from OLDBAG!
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| Update JULY 2000!!!!!! - New prank from Blackout - 3 new pranks from Dirk FUNK - New prank from OLDBAG!
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NEW PRANKS:
| Oldbag - "Calling doctor Morisson" (2 mins) |
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| Posing as old lady trying to figure out how to use the call waiting.. short and funny.... ......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
| Blackout - "Collect Call from Vietnam and Master Shredder" (35 mins) |
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| This is the longest crank call I ever did to one person, but it is also one of the funniest - so make yourself comfortable, really comfortable, because the playing time is a little over a half hour......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
| Dirk Funk - "Puckered Winkie" (2 mins) |
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| Dirk calls a colon cleansing shop to better understand the process......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
| Dirk Funk - "Chinese babeling" (2 mins) |
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| Dirk speaks Chinese better than he thought...... ........................... .......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
| Dirk Funk - "Reservation" (2 mins) |
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| Posing as an old lady with one lung, Dirk calls a restaurant to inquire about bathroom accommodations.Posing as an old lady with one lung, Dirk calls a restaurant to inquire about bathroom accommodations.......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
Dirk FUNK: new pranker on the scene, FUNK is quite refreshing and different!
| Dirk Funk - "Scooby Snacks" (2 mins) |
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| Dirk as a hip drug dealer gets a coffee shop employee in trouble =)......... .......... .......... ........... ............. .............. ......... | 4 **** |
| Dirk Funk - "Escort Service" (2 mins) |
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| Dirk calls a landlady looking to rent an apartment and convinces her to work for his escort service. "Is that good pay?"............ .......... ....... | 4.5 **** |
| Dirk Funk - "Flower Shop" (2 mins) |
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| Dirk starts trouble over some flowers from the offseason... Funk makes a really funny old woman's voice.................... ........... ......... .............. | 4.5 **** |
Swearing Arab: don't ask
| Swearing Arab - "Ayri Feek" (2 mins) |
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| No comment.................................................. ........................................ .............................................. .......... ........ | 4 **** |
Tito: You guys have to listen to this prank. Warning, the guys gets really pissed and swears his ass off! You HAVE to listen to the "Hassad Market" saga.......
| Tito -"Hassad Market 5" MUST HEAR! warning: lots of swearing |
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| We can't believe that Tito has been call the same dude for 3 years lol!! This time, Hassad tries to pose as cop on the phone to try to scare Tito off, but he does SUCH a bad job at it with his heavy accent... HILARIOUS.... | 5 ***** |
| Tito - "Creepy rude Chinese guy" warning: lots of swearing |
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| Tito calls to order from a Chinese Deli place and starts swearing his ass off at the guy. Suddenly, that guy becomes rather creepy and starts insulting Tito badly. Funny! (We love the part where he goes "you heard" in a really creepy voice....) | 5 ***** |
| Tito - "Porno Video Chick" |
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| Tito calls a girl at a video store and asks her about her selection of filthy pornos, asking in detail of what they are about and stuff... pretty funny... | 4.5 **** |
| Tito - "Hassad Market" (2 mins) MUST HEAR! warning: lots of swearing |
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| Tito calls up and complains super rudely about the food; it seems like he already called there quite a few times... The guy gets so freakin pissed it's hilarious... He doesn't stop swearing in english and his native tongue... lol... "I've been looking for you for 6 months......" lol...... | 5
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| Tito - "Hassad Market 2" MUST HEAR! warning: lots of swearing |
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| The logical continuation of the previous prank...... really funny.... that guy is nuts....lol........ Once you find someone as crazy as him, you stick to him; as Tito is doing....... Listen to the first prank before this one...... | 5
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| Tito - "Hassad Market 3" |
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| The health inspector calls................... Still complaining about the bad ass green sandwhiches.... "he's been bothering for the past 6 months" (!!!!) lol........:) | 4 **** |
| Tito - "Hassad Market 4" MUST HEAR! warning: lots of swearing |
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| THE GUY JUST GOES NUTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I have never heard someone get so badly histerical like this guy.... lol... Again, listen to the first pranks before this one... | 5 ***** |
| Tito - "From the Heart" (2 MIN)! |
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| Tito Calls this gift wrapping place called "from the heart" and gets this woman really excited about a very special gift... short and funny.. | 4 **** |
| Tito - "Alcoholics Anonymus" |
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| Tito calls the help line for alcoholics and poses as a brute, disgusting, redneck husband swearing at his fat ass wife every other second. :) | 3.5 **** |
| Tito - "Boucer for Hire" (4 MIN)! |
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| Tito is applying for this job, with a really bad ass mean attitude.................................................. ....................................................... .... ... ..... .. ... ..... .......... | 3.5 *** |
Keith the Disfunctional Phone Idiot: Cool kid from London, Ontario. He does a really good job in sounding asian and black. All his pranks are real good! I'll put one more prank next month for sure!!
| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - "I GIVE YOU $$$" (2 mins) |
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| Really funny prank... Keith use's his Asian Character (MIKE FUNG) and calls up a guy that has his Guitar for sale in the Paper and Offers him $$$ to do sexual Favors that Revolve Around the Guitar... I LOVE the part where he finds out that the guitar is plastic.. Check it out, this one is really worth it! | 5 ***** |
| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - "SO WHEN DO I START" (4 mins) |
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| Keith Calls up this Telemarketing business that has an AD in the paper because they need people to work the Phone's. The Guy Tells Keith that all the Positions are full but Keith will not take NO For an answer... You wanna hear persitance, hear this prank!! It's funny as hell.... | 5 ***** |
| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - "RADIO SHOW!" | |
| This radio show is seperated in 6 parts; it could get confusing but it's a lot fun, many people talking and stuff.... Some kind of Radio Show party going on in Keith's home! :) Fun to listen to!! Keith did a good job on his first radio show! | 4 **** |
| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - "ASS TORCH WIPING" (3 mins) |
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| Keith Calls up a Rental Car place because he needs a Rental Car for the Weekend Because his wife took off with His Car and some other Man. Listen to how mad the other Guy gets at the End of the Call... | 4 **** |
| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - PHONE SEX (20 mins) |
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| This prank is
amazing but true!! This
girl is reaaaaaaally HORNY!!!
Keith wrote: "Ok Let me explain this Call Before you
listen to it. Back in the Summer Tyler and I are acting
stupid in Chat Rooms well we get this Girl to Give us her
Phone Number. Well for one thing she lives Down South in
the States so Daam right im calling her Collect. So i
tell her that i am DYNAMITE ERECTION a hard core rapper
from Canada so i ask her if she is down for some FUCKING.
This Girl was all into it. But see the funny thing is
that i say some really stupid shit I ask her if I can Fuck her in the Ear and tell her im BOUT IT BOUT IT. And you can sometimes Hear Tyler laughing like Crazy in the Back Ground. O ya and im Trying to be a HARDCORE rapper and i say Pardon. People are going to think that this is Weird but my friends says its fuckin Jokes so Check it out!!!" |
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| Keith the disfuntional phone idiot - "BAD MEET" (4 mins) |
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| Ok Keith uses his Furri Character and Calls up the Local A&P supermarket and complains about some Meet that he cooked up for his Family. The Guy says One word that keith will continue to use. This Prank is a Classic... | 4 **** |
Mark Knofler: Mark is a legend. He did his pranks a loong time ago; I think the Jerky Boys actually looked up to this guy!! His pranks a really well done; he's a pro. If anyone has more pranks of him, please send them in to phonebastard@hotmail.com!!!!!
| Mark Knofler - "LOOKING FOR AMANDA WHITE!" (4 mins) |
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| Mark is looking for a pregnant wife, but ends up talking with her husband. The husband goes ballistic and starts threatning to kill him and stuff.... THis one is really funny.... | 5 ***** |
| Mark Knofler - "Mark wants videos of Charlie's wife" (3 mins) |
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| Mark calls this guy up and asks for some stripping videos of his wife. The guy goes CRAZY! He starts calling him "white trash" and stuff... Sounds like this was recorded off a cel. | 4.5 **** |
Blackout: Blackout is really cool! He's a proffesional modern pranker, with just amazing voices that he worked on. Some of his pranks may be long, but they are soooo worth the time!! His pranks actually have a hillarious and twisted story. He's definitly in the top 5 prank callers out there...
| Blackout - "The Dog Beaters" (20 mins) - VOTED BEST PRANK WITH TWISTED STORY |
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| Call it what you will, but get a six pack of beer, or if your too young, make it a six pack of soda, then sit comfortably somewhere by your computer speaker and chill out while you listen to this call (actually series of calls) about two DOG BEATERS, Irving and Anne. Listen to them deny running over my dog and then eventually promise to never do it again as I play the insane and bourbon drinking old lady - Gladys, as well as her idiotic "just trying to figure out what's going on here," son, and last but not least, the head dog beater stopper - officer JOHN DANDELL. Note: All three of the above characters are done by me in real time using a special "double phone" technique to make it sound like the characters are all on the phone at the same time or in the same room. Nothing was "edited in" later. |
5 ***** |
| Blackout - "Take your medicine" (22 mins) |
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| You should always take your medicine, because if you don't, you could have traumatic fits! In these calls, I play a slightly modified version of John Dandell who is now a pharmacist, along with his outspoken assistant pharmacist Hector, and yes, good old lovable Gladys even makes an appearance. Come spend a day in the life of the Conigs and listen to their sanity and patience slowly dwindle away as they fall victem to the Blackout's Box world. | 4.5 **** |
| Blackout - "The Sins of Kilty O'Neal" (5 mins) |
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| Feeling troubled? Satan got ya down? Well thank God for the Breakthrough Prayer Hotline, where you can call up, confess your sins, and have the demon in you forced out through prayer by a crazy preacher right over the phone! That's what Mr. Kilty O'Neal did, and now you get to hear it all right here in the world's first ever excorsism conducted over a phone line! I came across this number on TV while switching channels. Now I usually don't stop to watch evangelist shows, but when I saw the words, "," flashing and blinking in bright red on the bottom of the screen along with a number for the Breakthrough Prayer Hotline, I couldn't resist. Or should I say, Kilty O'Neal couldn't resist. His conscience was weighing on him big time and he needed to confess. Will he be saved? Will Satan win? Will the preaching music they play in the background while they keep me on hold ever go top 40? Be sure to turn up the volume for this one... because it's in the 'Lucisfilm' category of crank calls. |
5 ***** |
| Blackout - "OLD LADY COMPLAINING ABOUT HER VIBRATOR" |
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| Gladys reveals a slighty more erotic side of herself as she calls up the Adam & Eve adult catalogue hotline number (it's open 24 hours for all your needs... and they'll even call you back) and tries to find out what could be wrong with her toy. The names of the items that this place sells are really from their catalogue, I didn't make them up. Gladys always likes to know where she can get a good bargain on a "Cum Here Mr Cucumber." | 4 **** |
| Blackout - "Grandma & Jacklin" (12 mins) |
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| Sex, drugs, the Lords of Acid and the Vampire Lestat are just a few of the topics that I talk to Grandma about in this call as I portray the slightly led astray by porn and drugs little girl, Jacklyn. The background on this is that several times some old woman actually called me by mistake asking for her granddaughter, Jacklyn, so one night I decided to call her back as little Jackie myself, and she bought it! But I doubt her REAL granddaughter ever acted like this. It's all that bad TV that I watch. I'll tell you one thing, I would have paid a couple hundred bucks to have been there when the grandmother next talked to Jacklyn's Mom after hearing all that little Jacklyn had to say! | 4.5 **** |
| Blackout - "CopPizza" (2:30 min) |
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| Here is a short but funny little picking from the Blackout's Box vault called Coppizza, or "The Spanish Cop's Gonna Get You." I know copizza sounds like some Italian guy's last name but it actually is just 'cop' and 'pizza' put together. I really can't give a description for this one... I was just doing the Malinda character, (you may know her as Jacklyn from the Grandma & Jacklyn call) trying to tell somone about my horrible nightmare, but this guy just couldn't speak English very well... or so it seemed, because when I started really messing around with him he suddenly told me he was a cop in perfect english. Oh, and did I mention his pizza was very upset? | 3 *** |
| Blackout - "The Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society" |
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| The Rrrrrrrooksnitzien Society is probably the most hilarious call ever made to 411. Originally aired on WKPX in 1992, this call caused people to be late for work as they sat in their cars waiting to see how it would end. It was replayed several times and eventually got me suspended from the air when the phone company called the radio station complaining about how they were getting thousands of copy cat calls into 411 every time it was played! Listen and laugh as you hear me get transferred from operator to operator as I attempt to get the number for the very exclusive(and also very non existent)place known as the Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien Society. The operators try to help me out, but non of them are able to pronounce the word Rrrrrrrooksnitchzien! | 4.5 **** |
| Blackout - "Kabooki Warrior Party" (13 mins) |
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| How stupid can a call to a chinese restaurant get? Ninjas... Howard Sterno.. the Ming Dynasty, a corporate party, disco and death warfare? This call tests the limits of take out food order takers. Funny disco Party! | 3.5 *** |
Other Prankers
| Pranka Rappa- "Thai RAP" (3 MIN)! |
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| Funny ass prank where this guy with a weird accent calls and orders from a Thai restaurent but instead of saying the names of dishes, and he started rapping, and the Thai guy thought he was ordering food.... Pretty funny if you listen a bit to RAP and know certain names of rappers (tupac shakur, ice cube, etc...) | 5 ***** |
| Captain Janks- "Cell Phone Car Crash" (1 MIN)! |
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| This regular at the Howard Stern show calls up a radio show while driving and....... you'll see! .................... ................. . | 4 **** |
| GARY - "BetaMax" |
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| This is a pretty funny prank by this guy called Gary who kept calling a video store and kept insisting that he wants a betamax movie... short and funny... | 4 **** |
| *67- "We work on commission asshole!" (1 MIN)! |
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| This is what happenes when Craig Dean, a normal telemarketer, gets pushed too far by a rude lady. ............... .... ....... . ........ ......... | 3.5 *** |
