"My ass is killin' me!"
"I'm the super across the street!"
"I pull furniture out of my ass"
"Dental malpractice"
"My dog is stuck in my friggen piano!"
"The job interview"
"And now ... a man with 3 buttocks"
"I really, truly, sincerely apologize..."
"Holy SH#T! (Stereo effect: Cow being hurled)"
"Stand and deliver (great for e-mail)"
"The sound of John Denver being strangled"
"(FAAAART!!) Excuse me! Pardon me!"
"I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose!"
"Are you finished in there yet??"
"Please fondle my bum!"
"Nice to do business with you!"
"Please! Stop it!"
"Ahhh"
"Oh! Ohhh!"
"Yo! Oh! Hey!"
"Woah! Hey!"
"I hear that from second graders"
"That's so beautiful it makes me sick!"
"I'm gonna get an eggplant..."
"Today's episode is full of shit"
"Everybody get out of here..there's a lobster loose!"
"...and he lost his left ear."
"You kiss your Mother with that mouth?!"
"I'm just gonna pick my nose..."
"Rapeline"
"Hey! Ya just stamped my hand!"
"Untie my hands...and legs..."
"Dave's not here!"
"That reminds me of a story...."
"Juicy Lucy and her trained Gila Monster"
"Whack his peepee!!"
"I'm ashamed to be your Father"
"Anything further, Father?"
"You may go now."
"I see you bending over a hot stove..."
"May I have a lock of your hair?"
"Gee, I wish I'd said that..."