Parody of Our Lives V: Identity Crisis
Hope is whining with Franco
Hope: I can't believe Bo that I have lost Bo for good. Maybe I will get a shred of hope back for the day, but lose it by the end of the episode.
Franco: Good idea, Ope. I worship you Ope. Please marry me Hope.
Hope: I can't. But I will lead you on some more if you like.
Franco: Ooo Kaay.
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Mike and Carrie are standing in the park. There is an earthquake and Mike falls on top of her. Sami and Lucas and Austin go to the apartment window for some air.
Sami: Oh look! Isn't that sweet? Mike and Carrie are having sex in the park. I told you she was falling in love with him.
Lucas: What does sex have to do with love?
Austin: Duh, I don't uuummm know. But I would like to have sex with Carrie.
Sami: (hysterical) What!?!! Waaaaah!!!
Austin: I was just kidding - haha!
Sami: Oh, ok.
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Everyone and their cousin is at the Dimira mansion in 'Roman's' room.
Sami: Daddy, daddy, daddy. I love my daddy. I am just like Abby! My daddy is wonderful and generous and kind and the most wonderful person in the whole world. I am so glad your alive daddy!
Guy in the bed: (groan) Doc, Doc, Doc.
Abe: You know, that guy in the bed looks a lot like Chris.
Kristen: Shut up! That's Roman. I swear it and I would never lie!
Sami: I wouldn't know because I was only 2 when Chris left town in 1986 which makes it a little odd that now, just 11 years later, I can be served alcoholic beverages in any Salem bar.
Stefano enters in a tight black T-shirt.
Stefano: Hi Maahlena, it's me Shhjohn. Let's go take another bath.
Marlena: Ok. John, have you put on weight? You're looking quite tubby. And is that a toupee you are wearing?
John: Did you say something to me, Doc?
Marlena: Hey! There aren't two Johns! One of you is a fake!
Kristen: (Grabs John) This one is the fake. I'll have him handcuffed and take him to my room.....
To be continued = )