Here are some songs about Days of Our Lives:

Deception (sung to Simon and Garfunkel's Cecilia)

Written by: Lori

Deception, it's breaking John's heart
It's shaking his confidence lately
Oh Susan, he's down on his knees
He's beggin' you please let Doc home

Deception, it's breaking John's heart
It's shaking his confidence lately
Oh Susan, he's down on his knees
He's beggin' you please let Doc home
Let her home

Makin love in the afternoon
With Kristen up in their bedroom
John got up to wash his face
When he came back to bed Susan's taken her place

Deception, it's breaking John's heart
It's shaking his confidence lately
Oh Susan, he's down on his knees
He's beggin' you please let Doc home
Let her home

Jubilation, Doc loves me again
I've fallen on the floor and I'm cryin'
Jubilation, Doc loves me again
I've fallen on the floor and I'm cryin'

Friends (by Laura)

I had one friend but she's gone
Kristen came and took her away
and from dusk til the dawn
The mansion's where I'll stay

Standing in the front of the foyer
waiting for the exhumation order
Kristen Knows Peter's alive
Oh, I gotta stay inside.

Kristen's pretending I'm psycho
wants to have me locked away
She's evil, that's what I know
So here is where I'll stay


I don't care if I'm crazy or nuts
The Mansion's where I'll stay
Until marlena returns (Susan, backing vocals: Or Graceland burns)
Here is where I'll stay!

Hokey Pokey
(at The Snake Pit)

You put your implants in
You take your brain right out
You wear a slutty dress
and then you shake about
You score a little something
Just to trick the mob
that's what it's all about

(at the Dimira Mansion)

You put your fake teeth in
Put your wig on tight
go to John's room and hope
to spend the night
You pretend as though you're Kristen
so you can be with John Black
that's what it's all about

(at the Blake House)

You take your pills right in
and then you spit them out
watch out for the candlestick
Kristen is about
She's got it in for you
Nurse Lynn does too
That's what it's all about

submitted by: JanetteP5



Kick Her Ass (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells, beginning with the Dashing through the snow part)

Walking on the pier
In a slutty dress at night
Billie has no fear
She isn't very bright
Hope's at the pier as well
Her dress is very tight
She sees her rival Billie
Here comes a big catfight

OOOOH
Kick her ass, Kick her ass
Into Salem River
Toss her to the sharks and bass
Or punch her in the liver

While fighting with each other
There came BIllie's mother
Wearing a huge white winter coat
She forged (from Bo) a note

OOOOH
Fancyface, Fancy face
I'm writing you this letter
To say to you, that it's true
I like Billie better

Hope got very mad
and Billie very glad
Hope saw Kate's paper and pen
And understood just then
She realized the truth
Bo didn't love her less
She stole mean Kate's pointy pen
and popped Billie's chest


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