Mst3k meets Battlefield Earth (well Terl anyway) Conclusion.
(reminder: Terl and the Mst3k gang are doing spam
mail, conclusion of part one)
Make up to $1,000 or more a week from your home!
Mike: And this is without buying 2,000 worth of lotto
tickets?
At Vanderbilt Financial International
Crow: Wasnt he some sort of steel guy?
we will show you how to make up to $1,000 dollars or
much more every week while working from your home by
filling out just a few forms.
Terl: Few hundred, they really mean.
This will not require you to quit your present job;
Mike: I wish I could. Sometimes I get the hankering
to work at a Caberet.
in fact it will only require 8-15 hours of your time a week.
Tom: I dunno, can I fit it in with my Tae bo classes?
You choose!
Crow: Pudding or muffin.
Imagine yourself in control of your destiny for once!
Terl: Seize the day!
Crow: Eh, seize my shorts.
You only have one life and it would be nice if you could
be your own boss with a steady income month after month,
living anywhere that you choose, enjoying more time with
your loved ones and taking nice vacations whenever you want!
Terl: Man and I thought the Scientologists had
it good.
Crow: Huh?
Terl: (makes weird sound)
Tom: Will this be over soon?
Vanderbilt Financial International guarantees to change
your life and make you the money you have always dreamed about!
Tom: Gain a lifestyle only the lucky can have.
Crow: Hugh Hefner?
CLICK HERE!
(Terl punches the screen, they look.)
Terl: They said click here, this is how we do it!
http://home.earthlink.net/~dstutgart/vbf23.htm
Crow: And they thinkg we will remember this addy?
Remove your name from our list here: remove747@excite.com
Terl: Youd have better luck writing fatchance@yahoo.com
Thank You and Have a Great Day!
Tom: You too!
Mike: Let's get out of here.
Terl: Wow, that was fun. But I gotta go. The watchtower
never waits!
Mike: Well sorry you have to leave.
Crow: bye! (Terl leaves through door, he swipes the William
Shatner doorbell while hes at it) Wow, he did some good.
Tom: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Terl: (from outside) what?
Tom: Nothing!
The end
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