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Genre: Biblical Horror
Cast:
- Christopher Walken as Gabriel
- Jennifer Beals as Valerie
- Russell Wong as Danyael
- Brittany Murphy as Izzy
- Eric Roberts as Michael
Plot Synopsis:
Angels have spent far too many evenings in heaven rewatching "Flashdance." They send the akwardly-spelled angel Danyael down to earth to impregnate Jennifer Beals in hopes that their resulting child will tip the scales in an all-out battle with Hell. Lucifer retaliates by coughing up the snarky Angel of Death, Gabriel, once again.
Favorite Moments:
- Any scene with Russell Wong. So sad that he'll suffer the same fate as Michael Biehn in the "Terminator" (once you impregnated the heroine, hon, you're completely expendable)
- Christopher Walken teaming up with goth babe Brittany Murphy to conquer the murky waters of technology (evil, apparently, doesn't know DOS)
- I'm somewhat perplexed with angels that rip out hearts and screw women. Frankly, this seems more in keeping with the multi-tentacled penis demons of "Urotsukidoji"
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