Howie Quotes!
"I am the breakfast burrito man."
"Yo's homie, Gilligan, we's goin' back to da island."
"To yo brotha."
"So where did you get your hat, huh?"
"Write us! We'll write back"
"I once put someone's name on the Statue of Liberty. I was going
up a sprial staircase that led to the top and I saw everybody
else's name and thought, "What the heck?" It was mine and somebody
else's name in a heart, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell."
"I'd take my house with me if I could"
"And stuff like that"
"I'm trying to keep my figure"
"I call my house and talk to my family-that’s the biggest relaxation for me."
"How we doin' sweetheart?"
"People always jump out at me and I’m like "Ahhhh!"
"I am way, way uncool."
"Brian is a five finger discount man."
"Nick there's alot you don't know!"
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